Snoop Dogg Happy With First Day At New Job

"Fa shizzle dizzle, its the big Motizzle with the Snoopy D-O-Double Jizzle! We got nuff new Krzr and Rizr for ya to jizzle a whole G ride of bitches!" said Calvin Broadus Jr, new Chief Naming Officer at Motorola. "Beeatch!", he concluded.

He did not comment on whether they'd feature the new Motorola UI or the tried and tested shambles they usually use.